True story – I witnessed a Paleolithic diet advocate with his friend at a Starbucks this morning.
This guy’s friend was eyeing up the pastries behind the glass. The Paleo-diet guy looked at him disapprovingly and sternly called out to him “Don’t even think of eating any of that stuff – it’s hyper addictive and jammed with fat and sugar calories.”
The friend was suddenly taken aback as I saw his eyes following something that was moving in the pastry section.
Then he blurted out, “Dude….there’s a fly in there!”.
Without any hesitation, the Paleo-diet guy quickly replied: “Really! Get it quick, pay extra, it’s the only healthy thing behind the damn glass!”